The Shoutbox
Yeah, I saw 'em. They were disturbingly hilarious.
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
It's a in-joke.
Much like Travis.

In fact, T, if you go back into the database you'll find a riproaring couple of shouts about Travis teaching us the meaning of life.
Ew. Like, really ew. A lot.

Silver's got a really weird food fetish going on. I'm reminded of George Costanza.

"These fries are REALLY good!"
Wuh? "Mrs. Pauls Does Dallas"?
I dislike lasagna. It's doesn't do the same wonders for me as Apple Pie. Third base, indeed.
I much prefer to "enjoy myself" in front of the Shoutbox than in front of a naked woman with a frozen Fish Stick.
Oh, I see. Thought you had them now. I would swing by the market...but, uh, I'm in PA. Plus I don't have a car. Yeah.

Now I'm thinking of Lasagna. I love lasagna. Like, a lot. I love it a lot.
I didn't say I WAS happy right now. At present I don't have any cheese, bread, wine or olives. If anybody can swing by the market on their way over, that'd be super.
He's playin' around. No sane man chooses porn over The Shoutbox...not unless he's crazy.
Holden, you being happy makes me happy, too.