The Shoutbox
I didn't say I WAS happy right now. At present I don't have any cheese, bread, wine or olives. If anybody can swing by the market on their way over, that'd be super.
He's playin' around. No sane man chooses porn over The Shoutbox...not unless he's crazy.
Holden, you being happy makes me happy, too.
If you're so into porn, why are you here grumbling about it? Can you really not find porn on the internet without links from us? It's about as difficult as finding wet in the ocean.
Why can not...you...speaka a gooda english? Ok, I give up.

No fan of wine, personally (alcohol doesn't hold much appeal to my family, for some reason).

COMENEYAYHAW!!!
As does me porn!
Why can not you see this much?
Cheese and bread and olives and a nice red wine make me happy.
I knew that before you said T.
You're only shouting 'cos you're scared of me.

Oh. Gotcha.
It's Spud's forum.
Yeah, more porn links. I'll get right on that.

I don't like cheese much. Sorry. Too cheesy.