The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Oh, Martha Quinn, how I miss you. Tell me again of next weekend's live-aired concert and new dates for The Rolling Stones tour.

dah-duh-nuh, duh-nanuhnah; d'na-nu-nah.
I had MTV on the brain today. I was thinking how you would explain TRL to somebody that never saw it.
once you've heard it, you can't ever forget it.
Oh, Martha Quinn, how I miss you. Tell me again of next weekend's live-aired concert and new dates for The Rolling Stones tour.

dah-duh-nuh, duh-nanuhnah; d'na-nu-nah.
An attractive dame at Wal-Mart inadvertently began walking towards the store with me. Then I'm like, "Wait, you're coughing? Get away from me".
We ainít got no Costco, bro. We got a Samís Club but they only stock sandpaper.
Anybody that talks about the paper shortage, definitely doesn't shop at Costco.
THIS is what I bought.
Yeah, that's why I didn't buy those type of rolls. I bought the individually wrapped rolls that hotels use.

If I hadn't worked in a hotel I wouldn't have known to look for that sort of packaging.

BTW, y'all, I drove by my old place of employment and I have never seen it that empty. It's so eerie. I am so glad I left the hotel industry when I did!
Originally Posted by John McClane
So all you really gotta do is go to the places that fast food/restaurants/hotels order their paper and you shouldn't have a problem. Just means you gotta buy a case.
A friend of mine did this recently... bought industry-specific rolls of TP.

Turns out they're way too big for her TP holder/dispenser... And they don't have any perforations (since the commercial holders typically have little razor-like edges to rip off the right amount.

She's making do, but I bet after a few months of this, she'll wish she hadn't just waited for regular TP to hit the shelves again. (It's starting to make a comeback around here.)
that sounds like a great guild name for Warcraft. Cottonelle: we only wiped once.