The Shoutbox
I think Spotify has gotten, at most, 1-2 months of a paid subscription out of me, and I don’t ever intend on paying for something that’s free. And the ads are so easily defeated it is laughable. Volume all the way down, and then all the way up.
Or Spotify's "Last chance to get 3 free months of premium!" that has been offered to me for years on end...
I think it's hysterical when retailers do ad campaigns about limited time deal prices, and the price is the same price it has always been! You ain't foolin' me!
Personally I think they should all be put into an albumen hidden away forever .... I can't wait until people run out of them and it's all ova.
These puns make me eggstatic
well, ifin' yer gonna let me, I guess omelette you too.
Oeuf, some of these puns are rotten
Green eggssoylant and ham.
Eggs cellent
And one time I got kicked out of a comic book store for dancing to a polka song off of a Nokia phone. Good times.