[quote=Chypmunk]Oeuf, some of these puns are rotten :p[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Green eggssoylant and ham.[/quote]

[quote=Wyldesyde19]Eggs cellent[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]And one time I got kicked out of a comic book store for dancing to a polka song off of a Nokia phone. Good times.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]The word yolk always makes me think of polka music.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]no yolk.
meh. sorry.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Could you imagine walking behind someone wearing a shirt with that on it and they start crop dusting ya? That would be egg-gregious[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][center][font="Tahoma"]"[i]Joined for the movies. Stayed for the scrambled eggs![/i]"[/font][/center]

So wish I'd had that put on the back of my MoFo shirt now :bawling:[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Chickens are basically a renewable resource at this point.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Omg - now I'm not sure whether I joined MoFo or the ACL (anti chicken league) :shifty: :suspicious: :confused: :goof:[/quote]

[quote=Yoda][quote=xSookieStackhouse][quote=John-Connor]I think he wants fluffy scrambled eggs, stirred not shaken..[/quote]
gosh i had scrambled eggs for dinner lol[/quote]
Me too, last night.[/quote]