[quote=Sedai][quote=Yoda]Nice try, I know you're way too smart/numerate to play the lottery.[/quote]


You would think, but sometimes when it gets to be an outrageous sum, I purchase a single ticket, thinking that maybe I really can get struck my lightning. Alas, the lottery is just extra taxes for people that can't do math.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]I think also even after you get it turned in and all settled. I wouldn;t even know where to start with a sum like that. It's not like you just toss it in the bank and get back to hanging out. You would need a team of lawyers and finance people just to deal with it, and not to mention, if your identity was revealed to the world, you would be immediately besieged by a legion of long lost relatives, scam artists, and criminals bent of separating you from some or all of the funds. Big money, big problems.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Only then would I think about trying to start the redemption process.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Yeah, I'd go straight to a bank, open a deposit box, sign it while in the safe room, and then take a picture/video of myself putting it in the box.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Yeah, I always think that, about the lottery: how horrifying it would be up until the moment you were able to turn it in.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I can't even imagine waking up to that news.

*checks ticket*

I'd be looking over my shoulder.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Nice try, I know you're way too smart/numerate to play the lottery.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Looks like some scam artist in Michigan stole my billion dollar lottery winnings. Dang.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]What should be put to bed is the idea that that was a truly answerable question to begin with.

And I'd only accept a conclusion based on one data point if I had any faith that the conclusion would be reversed had it gone the other way, which is obviously wouldn't have.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Guess we can put the whole "Was it Brady or Belichick winning all those games" discussion to bed.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Football is dull. Change my mind. 😜[/quote]