The Shoutbox
"This is George Costanza. He wants to go to Church."
Matt, I honestly thought to myself no less than 60 seconds ago that someone was going to quote the "Newman line," saying that "someone had to do it." I also figured it quite likely that you'd be the one. I think that's God telling me "too much time on The Shoutbox, my son."
"Mulva?"
"And now, for the airing of grievances. I've got a lot of problems with you people!"
The ultimate Seinfeld line.
It has to be said.

"Hello Jerry."
"Hello...Newman."
I forget what situations that comes from...

"Steven, Steven...you can't go higher than architect."

"T-Bone!"
"Happy Festivus, Georgie."
"Hand me a shtickel of fluoride."
"Yay! Jerry got it open!"
"Pimple popper M.D.!"
"Bad chicken...mess you up!"