The Shoutbox
Alright I admit it!! It was ME!! And the guy is the faded red shirt, it was him you put the dit in the "dit-dit-dit-di-da"!!!!

I'm actually seen a police interogation sketch by Jimeoin based on this entire concept...
Who put the "ram" in the "ram-a-lang-a-ding-dong"?
It depends. Every animal in the class of mammalia (to which Bears offically belong) has hair. It is a known fact. His not being fuzzy was probably just a plow to make a ridiculous rhyme. For children and the like.
Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, wuz he?
It would depend entirely on the strength of the said Woodcuk's forearms.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
pleeeeez sirrr, can i ave some more?

:P
"Sounds like somebody has a case of the Monday's." Got my number!! It was just one of those days.
Yes. Yes I do. Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots...
Holden, have you made that same shout before? do you like yelling out rubber baby buggy bumpers?
Must you be so...so...damn right all the time?!
Sorry babe, I can't help the way I am.