The Shoutbox
"My cat's name is Mittens."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"
"I bent my Wookie."
"Get rid of those sideburns, Mattingly."
"Who do you love?"

"Hover bikes!"
"Ow, my freakin' ears!"
"Look at that Joe Namath, with that wild hair; he looks like a girl! Now Johnny Unitas...THAT's a haircut."
"Oh, it can swim."
One of the funniest lines in television history:

"You kissed a girl? That is SO gay!"
"And here I am, using my lungs like a SUCKER."