The Shoutbox
"I will now eat the banana, thus disarming him!"
"I don't think we had enough of the really gross awfulness that we're looking for..."
"Lucky I didn't tell him about the dirty knife."
"Be careful; you know what he's like after a few novels."
"What a great twit!"
"It certainly wouldn't be worth your while risking it because I'm a very good shot; I practice everyday....well, not absoloutley everyday."
"Ooooh, I wet 'em!"
"Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you..."
"Look out, it's got a gun!"
I will answer this question in two ways, if I may, first in my normal voice then again in a sort of silly, high-pitched whine....
Were, not was. D'oh.