[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Purify yourself in the waters South of the Border.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Time to veg.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Forgot my fitness tracker today. All those steps are lost. Like tears in rain.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Ha! Took me most of the day but that JUST clicked with me.[/quote]

[quote=Iroquois][quote=Cervicodynia]Yooo I just realized I uploaded a picture of the movie poster for Star Trek IV as my resume. No wonder I didn't get the job.[/quote]

Yeah, you definitely weren't getting that whaling job.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]That was good a for laugh on a Tuesday morning. You serious?[/quote]

[quote=Cervicodynia]Yooo I just realized I uploaded a picture of the movie poster for Star Trek IV as my resume. No wonder I didn't get the job.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]How you make all that money, eh? Paper route? Illegal elementary candy distribution network?[/font][/quote]

One box of $2 generic candy bars at a time. The band geek's grind.[/quote]

[font=century Gothic] Ahh yes, the garbage candy fundraiser. 

Guilt people into buying substandard candy that couldn't be sold any other way. I'm guilty of that crime. [/font][/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Hello all![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]How you make all that money, eh? Paper route? Illegal elementary candy distribution network?[/font][/quote]

One box of $2 generic candy bars at a time. The band geek's grind.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]All these California Raisins didn't pan out like I thought.[/font][/quote]