The Shoutbox
*shaking* It's over 9000!
The Pike abides...
SPAM in the Shoutbox. This aggression will not stand, Man.
Billy anyone? Ooooooh, Billy.
Entertainment sites don't immediately post spoilers in their headlines.

They wait. Then they slowly start to insinuate things that characters do.

Before you know it, your know most of the plot points without even reading an article.
"White Van Candies" would be a great hipster name name for a candy shop.

Yes, you have to have a mustache to work there. Male or female.
Lol @Yoda . Show me some chocolate truffles and/or homemade walnut fudge - and you can lure me into a Yugo.
"Don't get into a strange man's van if he offers you candy."

"What kind of candy are we talking about here?"
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Originally Posted by John McClane
I would like work more if I had to travel for it.
Even if it meant traveling in a van that you slept in down by the river?
Depends on the make and model van.