The Shoutbox
When you’re seriously considering a $20 video rental you know you’ve hit rock bottom. Man, this takes me back to my dub sack days.

*digs through the cushions for a few more quarters. What? It’s where I keep em
Bert & Babs Cabbage sound like a lovely down-to-earth couple to me. I'd envisage every visit to their home finishing with a roaring knees-up round the old joanna as the newly emptied barrel gets rolled out the door.
Albert and Barbara Cabbage?

*EXT grave yard, early evening*
They're coming to GET you, Bah'brah!
*enter, screen left, zombie Chinese fast food cook*
eeeeeeeggrooooooooollllll....
I’ve had a killer headache all day
Admittedly, I am drunk, but why do cabbage and James Bond producers Albert and Barbara have the same name? What came first?
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Hope the rest goes well, yn. I’m convinced I’ll never help anyone move again.

“Me? Help move? How bout’ you just take this $100 and we call it square?
Amen.
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Glad you and mom made it in one piece!

Well, technically, two pieces but I think you know what I mean.
First sentence I was like wha? Second sentence I was like,oh Chyp, you readin' my mind again you netty Nostradamus you!
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Always lucky to get that fresh, albeit thin and seemingly pad free, carpet.

Rofl. Funny you call that out. This padless carpet was my mattress last night.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Hope the rest goes well, yn. I’m convinced I’ll never help anyone move again.

“Me? Help move? How bout’ you just take this $100 and we call it square?
Yup. With you on that. As someone who more often moves than is asked to help someone with moving, I can confirm it’s usually best to do some things by yourself. As Nicky teaches us in ‘Dogville’.[/quote]
Hope the rest goes well, yn. I’m convinced I’ll never help anyone move again.

“Me? Help move? How bout’ you just take this $100 and we call it square?
I’m convinced that rental painters have extreme ego. As in, “I’m so good I don’t need no tape or drop clothes. If I make a mistake, they should be happy. Artistic flourish for free.”