[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Egg Machine? Sounds like when Burnt Chrysler went to Russia and cooked brunch on a train before he robbed the passengers with a crew of tracksuit wearing ne’er-do-wells.[/font][/quote]

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[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]We should all aspire to be a college football coach who signs a contract with a guaranteed buyout.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Egg Machine? Sounds like when Burnt Chrysler went to Russia and cooked brunch on a train before he robbed the passengers with a crew of tracksuit wearing ne’er-do-wells.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I was thinking more along the lines of all the different ways you can cook an egg. Good cook gotta know em all and be proficient in all.

The egg machine still makes a better poached egg than me. :facepalm:[/quote]

[quote=Gatsby][quote=John McClane]You can tell a lot about a cook from the way they handle their eggs.[/quote]
Cautiously cracking them open and paranoid about if any egg shell bits got into your scramble?[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]You can tell a lot about a cook from the way they handle their eggs.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Keeping up with the Lianjies[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Just found out Jet Li has four kids and they're all girls.

Why isn't this a reality show?[/quote]

[quote=Iroquois]I don't remember when. I've been on this site too long as it is.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Could well be :D
I was still kinda new April 2012 though.[/quote]