[quote=John-Connor]"I'm not a player, I just f*** a lot"[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Omg, so many puns today. :rotfl:[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]lol. Ty.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][quote=ynwtf]I may try my hand and pickling some peppers today! I'm concerned that some combination of my words can be twisted into something sinister, just I can't see it right yet so I'm taking a leap of faith that those out will be kind this morning.[/quote]

Best of luck Yin, hope it works out better than my attempt at making strawberry preserve - ended up getting myself in a right jam :([/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]I may try my hand and pickling some peppers today! I'm concerned that some combination of my words can be twisted into something sinister, just I can't see it right yet so I'm taking a leap of faith that those out will be kind this morning.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] We officially have a flu case in the household. 

Did they or did they not get a flushot this year? [/font][/quote]

Darned anti-vax-cats!!![/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Hmmmmm, the yodelling course does sound somewhat appealing. Such a shame that I'm a mute :([/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Sadly, I just removed that from my teaching curriculum. I can offer side-bent waddling while jettisoning rotten figs, or perhaps Reverse knee lunge nude yodeling.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][quote=Some Eejit][strike]I've a yearning to learn [i]advanced flower arranging in a post-apocalyptic world[/i]. So how's this gonna work exactly? I presume you'll supply the shrivelled stalks??[/strike][/quote]
On second thoughts, scrub the above. The wife has suggested [i]Wading-bird husbandry in a post-apocalyptic environment[/i] would potentially be a more useful skill to have. Not really sure how that one would work but again I presume you'd supply the shrivelled storks?[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] I cannot confirm or deny that someone is being held at flamethrower-point right now :suspicious:[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic] We are gonna dry-run some of zombie virus outbreak protocols that I have installed at the compound.

It may be harsh, but the uninfected are the only concern now. [/font][/quote]