The Shoutbox
Gotta keep that driveway uncovered so the ambulance can pick ya up.
Sounds like a good B murder mystery. Dead Before the Snow.
Originally Posted by Austruck
Originally Posted by John McClane
My back is saying FU snow.
I see two neighbors outside shoveling their sidewalks... and it's still snowing. Why would you want to bother doing that, when they're saying the snow will continue through all day tomorrow? They're gonna be back out there at least once more. Duh.
Do you do the snow shoveling? Because that sounds like someone who doesn’t do the work.

Shoveling 5 inches of snow twice is way easier than shoveling 10 inches of snow. Plus, if you get the driveway uncovered and there’s even just a little bit of sunlight before the next layer then it’ll help warm the ground up just enough so less of it sticks.

When they call for 15+ inches of snow I will go out and shovel 3 times at least. This will sound crazy but if I had my choice of how to go out it would be from a massive heart attack while shoveling snow. Dead before I hit the snow. BOOM!
Eager Beaver syndrome 🦫
Originally Posted by John McClane
My back is saying FU snow.
I see two neighbors outside shoveling their sidewalks... and it's still snowing. Why would you want to bother doing that, when they're saying the snow will continue through all day tomorrow? They're gonna be back out there at least once more. Duh.
My back is saying FU snow.
Originally Posted by John McClane
I’m so tired of snowstorms that happen when I’m sleeping. About to go to bed and wake up to a bunch of bull**** I’m gunna have to shovel. At least let me watch it before I gotta have the heart attack.
Our weather advisory here changed from expiring at 10 PM tonight, Sunday night to extending itself through Tuesday morning. Same amount of snow predicted, though. It's coming down really fine and really slowly... so currently (3:30 PM) the roads have been just wet and not snow-covered because it's taking so long to come down. Hubby left for work an hour ago and his parking spot in the driveway isn't even covered over with new snow yet.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks...

"Is this stool taken?"
Originally Posted by John McClane
I’m so tired of snowstorms that happen when I’m sleeping. About to go to bed and wake up to a bunch of bull**** I’m gunna have to shovel. At least let me watch it before I gotta have the heart attack.
I had plans to go to VA on Saturday evening. Not one to miss out, I went Friday night 🥳

I got fresh-baked chocolate banana muffies for my troubles .
Originally Posted by Wyldesyde19
Rams trading Goff for Stafford just baffles me.
I was gobsmacked by the Rams trying to be the first NFL tram to make a go of the “we don’t need no first round draft picks” method.
Can't comment, haven't seen the previous 20