[quote=The Gunslinger45]Here's hoping the Jags show improvement. Otherwise I still have Florida State.[/quote]

[quote=jiraffejustin]How bout them Cowboys?!?!...wait, actually...nevermind.[/quote]

[quote=rauldc14]This is the year of the Pack.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Beast Mode.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=Powdered Water][quote=Yoda]You should put a bunch of yams in your bag, and a piece of metal. So the next time you go through a metal detector they search your bag and just find it full of yams.

Don't explain it, either.[/quote]


Stuff like this really needs to be bronzed.[/quote]
Oh, and make sure to use big yams that are coincidentally shaped like body parts or heads... which will look really scary on an x-ray machine at the courthouse or airport.  :)[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]So I got my Kindle glued to me 24/7 now. Trying to increase my reading and actually use the device.[/quote]
New to the Kindle experience? I adore mine. And, before the paper-book-purists chime in, yessss, I still buy and read books made of dead trees. But the Kindle is just sublime. 

Side note: Why is it that most of my print-book-purist friends are also gung-ho about things like going green and global warming, etc.? Shouldn't they be the FIRST people on board with something like a Kindle?[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=Holden Pike]If you alphabetize like a second grader, then yes, one of them starts with the letter T.[/quote]
Nice. :)[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water][quote=Yoda]You should put a bunch of yams in your bag, and a piece of metal. So the next time you go through a metal detector they search your bag and just find it full of yams.

Don't explain it, either.[/quote]


Stuff like this really needs to be bronzed.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water][quote=Tacitus][url=http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07/29/polish-priest-receives-angry-text-messages-from-the-devil_n_5630225.html?utm_hp_ref=uk]GTFO Satan![/url] #exorcistbantz[/quote]


I thought I'd share my favorite line from that lovely piece. 

[i]"Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help" said the priest. It is not known whether The Beast also uses WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger or Twitter."[/i][/quote]

[quote=jiraffejustin]:coleman:[/quote]

[quote=Miss Vicky]And Stand By Me takes the win!!![/quote]