[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Keeping with the Westerns theme, looks like I 
strolled into the Ghostbox at high noon. 

*cue tumbleweed*[/font][/quote]

[quote=JoaoRodrigues]That is plausible.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Ok, admittedly a bit of a long shot this one but there's no planned filming of any Westerns in the locale is there? Could be that the bandits are approaching.[/quote]

[quote=JoaoRodrigues]Zoos? Humm, 80km away, yeah, in Maia-Porto. If they got out I'm sure the traffic already killed them, we are so stupid our zoos are constructed in the middle of cities.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Got any zoos nearby? Maybe check for any escaped marsupials.[/quote]

[quote=JoaoRodrigues]No, no chance. We don't do cake sales, this is not America, the only place we hang out is in the tavern or church, this is a town of drunk people. Portugal is a very melancholic country, forget the beaches.[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Could be a cake sale maybe?[/quote]

[quote=JoaoRodrigues]8AM, the bell at the church doesn't stop ringing, someone died at the village I assume.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Sedai]Taking my Charvel (guitar) down to get a professional setup. It's been a few years! I will be stuck playing my Ibanez for a few days. 

Good luck at your lesson![/quote]

[font=century Gothic]When I was trying to sell the [color=limegreen] Monster[/color] guitar, the guy punctuated every sentence with, "well, we would have to set-up the guitar first".

What does that mean, I would ask. $75 was the reply :suspicious:[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]I have my first guitar lesson today.[/quote]

[font=century Gothic] Please tell me it was with Esteban. [/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]You know you kill social media when you snap a bunch of pictures of your trip downtown and they get snapped up as reposts on all the local business pages. Either that or it proves I’m the biggest nerd here.[/quote]