The Shoutbox
I pretty much live in the office space slash bedroom as if I had a one-room apartment. So, right cheeya?
Speakin’ of p00pz. Where is the most important place in your home to have a good WiFi signal?
here here.
If any loss in productivity should be noticeable in their output then I'm not at all surprised someone is keeping an eye on other people's poops.
Originally Posted by CringeFest
wow, such a jovial assed work enviro.
It fluctuates depending on workload.
Rofl
Originally Posted by ynwtf
so i twisted an in-office chat way up, confronting a coworker why they're tracking when coworkers are poopin' and why she's claimed that she doesn't. so i told her i just told the boss that she claimed she doesn't poop thinking that she might now IM the boss saying something defensive like "I do TOO poop but i don't TRACK when people do it!" all in a paranoid jump to stop me from making things worse.

...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"
Given that WFH is supposed to be conducive to flexible hours and has most likely chipped away at any decent work life balance, I find it extremely gross how employers try to track when employees are logged in. If there's a loss in productivity, it should be noticeable in their output. Just my two cents.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
so i twisted an in-office chat way up, confronting a coworker why they're tracking when coworkers are poopin' and why she's claimed that she doesn't. so i told her i just told the boss that she claimed she doesn't poop thinking that she might now IM the boss saying something defensive like "I do TOO poop but i don't TRACK when people do it!" all in a paranoid jump to stop me from making things worse.

...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"
wow, such a jovial assed work enviro.
what's wrong with me =\
so i twisted an in-office chat way up, confronting a coworker why they're tracking when coworkers are poopin' and why she's claimed that she doesn't. so i told her i just told the boss that she claimed she doesn't poop thinking that she might now IM the boss saying something defensive like "I do TOO poop but i don't TRACK when people do it!" all in a paranoid jump to stop me from making things worse.

...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Refreshing the resume. Should “getting out of bed in less than 10 minutes” be the first quality listed, or maybe push it down the list so as not to portray an air of arrogance?
You gotta put your best qualities first. I'm assuming you're applying for the job of mattress salesperson.