[quote=Chypmunk]If any loss in productivity should be noticeable in their output then I'm not at all surprised someone is keeping an eye on other people's poops.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=CringeFest]wow, such a jovial assed work enviro.[/quote]

It fluctuates depending on workload.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Rofl[/quote]

[quote=Rockatansky][quote=ynwtf]so i twisted an in-office chat way up, confronting a coworker why they're tracking when coworkers are poopin' and why she's claimed that she doesn't. so i told her i just told the boss that she claimed she doesn't poop thinking that she might now IM the boss saying something defensive like "I do TOO poop but i don't TRACK when people do it!" all in a paranoid jump to stop me from making things worse.

...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"[/quote]
Given that WFH is supposed to be conducive to flexible hours and has most likely chipped away at any decent work life balance, I find it extremely gross how employers try to track when employees are logged in.  If there's a loss in productivity, it should be noticeable in their output. Just my two cents.[/quote]

[quote=CringeFest][quote=ynwtf]so i twisted an in-office chat way up, confronting a coworker why they're tracking when coworkers are poopin' and why she's claimed that she doesn't. so i told her i just told the boss that she claimed she doesn't poop thinking that she might now IM the boss saying something defensive like "I do TOO poop but i don't TRACK when people do it!" all in a paranoid jump to stop me from making things worse.

...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"[/quote]

wow, such a jovial assed work enviro.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]what's wrong with me =\[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]so i twisted an in-office chat way up, confronting a coworker why they're tracking when coworkers are poopin' and why she's claimed that she doesn't. so i told her i just told the boss that she claimed she doesn't poop thinking that she might now IM the boss saying something defensive like "I do TOO poop but i don't TRACK when people do it!" all in a paranoid jump to stop me from making things worse.

...i'm hoping. eagerly awaits boss' IM asking me, "wtf, yn?"[/quote]

[quote=Rockatansky][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Refreshing the resume. Should “getting out of bed in less than 10 minutes” be the first quality listed, or maybe push it down the list so as not to portray an air of arrogance?[/font][/quote]
You gotta put your best qualities first. I'm assuming you're applying for the job of mattress salesperson.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Check’s in the mail. Just do me a favor and don’t cash it till Boxing Day.[/font][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=doubledenim][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Do we really need to go overt this a gain? Yes, we all know how fancy you are. Standing on your back pornch, throwing dirties into your wish ed for your "Mr. Hornse" to eat them for you of course. Then the rancoons take care of the rest. Living the highlife 😇 Speaking of, those little bass-ferns keep waking me up in the morning! I swear, Randy, if you don't set those craps today I'm liability to berm this whole place to the prawn position. Now get TO IT, RAN-DY. [/font][/quote][/quote]


fixed that 4u.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]I just use the shed, out back, for that.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Do we really need to go over this again? Yes, we all know how fancy you are. Standing on your back porch, throwing dirties into your dish shed. Then the raccoons take care of the rest. Living the highlife 😇 [/font][/quote]