[quote=patti]oooh, i'll  take  a few chips to crunch on.  :)[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]I'l slice ya into thin and crispy chips and boil ya in oil![/quote]

[quote=spudracer]I've got eyes all over me, you think I could not see you sneaking up behind me?  You'd be toast Mr. Alcholic Drink.  :laugh:[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]You want some too? Potato Boy![/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Hmmmm.....Rumble?[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]Listen turkey! I'll shred yer feathers and assault you with the turkey baster. You'll think your proctologist is a nice man.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Turkey? TURKEY? I'll beat ya' until you ooze cranberry sauce, punk. :laugh:[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]I'm a hard as*ed man, turkey[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Tough words, pilgrim.[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]Better not get too close you'll catch on fire.[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]I'm feeling right devlish today. [/quote]