The Shoutbox
"And now, for the airing of grievances. I've got a lot of problems with you people!"
The ultimate Seinfeld line.
It has to be said.

"Hello Jerry."
"Hello...Newman."
I forget what situations that comes from...

"Steven, Steven...you can't go higher than architect."

"T-Bone!"
"Happy Festivus, Georgie."
"Hand me a shtickel of fluoride."
"Yay! Jerry got it open!"
"Pimple popper M.D.!"
"Bad chicken...mess you up!"
"You're an anti-dentite."
Easily one of the best lines in sitcom history -- at least what I've seen of it.

"In this tiny apartment?"
"And you want to be my latex salseman."