The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
At long bloody last, I just deleted Facebook.
Thank you.
Welcome to the club!
At long bloody last, I just deleted Facebook.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Originally Posted by CringeFest
Originally Posted by John-Connor
Awe, kitty...
death kitty reminiscing of its last murder, its previous owner, currently bleeding out in the bathroom floor. It all started with a gentle figure-eight pattern against the ankle. Then a stumble, followed by a fall, ending in tragedy. kitty is, at this moment, recalling the saltiness of its owners blood having lapped at it from the fresh, warm pool growing with each slowing beat of a soon to be still heart. "neber nu hooman tayz so gewd" it thinks to itself looking beyond the window shades to so many families walking about their daily routines outside. Then, kitty sighs, closing its eyes to focus intently on the lovely new silence of the home as the last pulse ripples the remaining drops of cooling blood from hooman's barely gurgling throat. "dis iz a gewd dayz."


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We seez yin speakz fluent kitteh.. U can has cheezeburger!
Originally Posted by John McClane
Originally Posted by CringeFest
Originally Posted by John McClane
So we been having gas shortages in these parts but premium seems pretty stable. Til ya get to the lake 🤑
this one auto mechanic told me preium vs. regular makes no difference...
Boxer engine with high compression say otherwise
gotcha ;-)
Originally Posted by CringeFest
Originally Posted by John McClane
So we been having gas shortages in these parts but premium seems pretty stable. Til ya get to the lake 🤑
this one auto mechanic told me preium vs. regular makes no difference...
Boxer engine with high compression say otherwise
Originally Posted by John McClane
So we been having gas shortages in these parts but premium seems pretty stable. Til ya get to the lake 🤑
this one auto mechanic told me preium vs. regular makes no difference...

have a nice day.
The shortages and price increases will continue until morale improves...
So we been having gas shortages in these parts but premium seems pretty stable. Til ya get to the lake 🤑
For the subtitle-challenged audience perhaps?
Originally Posted by John McClane
Gas station jacked up the price of these giant M&M cookies by 10¢

Bastards!
dude, avoid coffee from exxon. They sell their generic coffee for $1.99 whereas 711 sells theirs for $1.69. They think they can out wit my negligence! Bring it on!