The Shoutbox
But do you know kung fu?

I will be fine though, I know how to use weapons.
Helping out strangers that threaten you on the side isnt on the job description but you can expect such things.

Some people are into white-chicks.
Thats what it really looked like back in the day of muskets and horse buggies.
Authentic booty
I dunno. I didnít make it. Whatever the convenient store uses.
What kind of mayo you packiní there, pilgrim?

Thereís only one right answer.
*index finger quivers over side piece*