The Shoutbox
I'm at my yearly writing conference. I'm using it as a personal writing retreat this year. Clocked more than 3,000 new words on the novel project today. And I won 1st place in both of the daily humor prompt contests this evening.

Good first day!
You've not cold-called me yet.
I'm getting to be a pro at this call center business.
It would be nice to have in an office
Kinda takes the joy out of the slinky. A slinky on a treadmill. I can't picture this making any money.
The rules are only I and Will.15 are allowed to post them -- you must submit a request to either one of us no later than the third Thursday of every lunar month to have your video posted on the Shoutbox first page some time in the following six weeks -- so you better take that down now before you get banned.
I am not sure what the rules are of posting YouTube videos on here are so I am just going to do it, this, is, awesome!
You just can't please some people.