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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Pork sometimes gives me the trots.
Then you, Sir, really ought to pork less often!

*I really feel like that ought to be a line from a movie but I can't for the life of me remember it being in one
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Q. Why can't pigs run fast?
A. Because they only have trotters!

(Sorry, just trying to get some use out of these crackers)
Pork sometimes gives me the trots.
Q. Why can't pigs run fast?
A. Because they only have trotters!

(Sorry, just trying to get some use out of these crackers)
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Stop being silly.
A beheaded beagle has no fangs!
lol true
Stop being silly.
A beheaded beagle has no fangs!
EAGLE FANG!!
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Originally Posted by ynwtf
I kinda want to get a job there now!! Omg!! We only got Taco Bell/KFC timeshares down here tho.
Can I be your sous chef? Iíve got my own knives.

I mean, they were all bought off t.v. and were on a wooden log spinner on a set with bad lighting from a guy who said the deal was so good they werenít gonna be able to come back next week.

But theyíre knives.
Only the best knives come in 50ct packs. The bester ones are the "???" secret bonus knives, available only within the 10-minute clock that usually starts around 3:42 AM.

We're on the same channel.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
WAIT.
is there a NEW season of Cobra (la la la la la!!) KAI?!

NF wiped my history so I can't tellb=\
Season 4. My ponytailís back and youíre gonna be in trouble. Hi-ya, hi-ya, my ponytailís back.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
I kinda want to get a job there now!! Omg!! We only got Taco Bell/KFC timeshares down here tho.
Can I be your sous chef? Iíve got my own knives.

I mean, they were all bought off t.v. and were on a wooden log spinner on a set with bad lighting from a guy who said the deal was so good they werenít gonna be able to come back next week.

But theyíre knives.
WAIT.
is there a NEW season of Cobra (la la la la la!!) KAI?!

NF wiped my history so I can't tellb=\