The Shoutbox
What am I? Chopped liver?
*jumps the counter*
That guys go-to thirst quencher? Liter of cola.
If we didn't have pancakes, we wouldn't have 3D:

There is only one questionable actor that can save us!

It was all a lie! Pancake...IS....Waffle.

Originally Posted by John McClane
Yup, I always forget the awesomeness of the opening scenes to Master & Commander.
I agree, great movie. We need more nautical movies and TV series if you ask me. In the Heart of the Sea isn't bad and the first season of The Terror is excellent, but that's not enough!
Pancakes were planted here by aliens to weaken our society, transforming us into docile, maple syrup drinking addicts, softened and ripe for the their conquest.

Rise against these foreign, buttery batter discs of premeditated death. Rise against your overlords. Take back the waffle, gridded in crispy perfection. The Waffle forgives you. The Waffle ... forgives you.
Especially this one

Yup, I always forget the awesomeness of the opening scenes to Master & Commander.