The Shoutbox
My Monday morning shower thought is that ‘ancillary’ is a ridiculous word.
I started reading Moneyball. Liking it so far. Love the movie. Anyone else read it before?
I had cat allergies when I was a young lad. Now I dont have cats anymore.
allergies got me feeling like i’m dying
Originally Posted by John McClane
“I will have solved the problem of gravity.”

only a true actor can work with that line

It ranks up there with "The neutrinos have mutated!"
“I will have solved the problem of gravity.”

only a true actor can work with that line

Originally Posted by Mr Minio
Originally Posted by John W Constantine
Mine says I've been here too long
I thought you were joking but it really does!

Wha wah what?!
‘Well, the Pope may be French, but Jesus is English’. My theology degree-possessing soul hurts
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.

MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".

**Drum-roll**

Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.

Just buy an iceberg. Problem solved.
Originally Posted by Death Proof
Originally Posted by John McClane
yay! rain

pollen count been murdering
I remember one summer in the late 90's we didn't get rain for something like 2 months straight - everything was covered in yellow pollen. The count for that time of year was normally something like 500 - that year it was 5000.

When it did finally rain it looked like rivers of piss roiling down the street.

Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.

MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".

**Drum-roll**

Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.
Originally Posted by John McClane
yay! rain

pollen count been murdering
I remember one summer in the late 90's we didn't get rain for something like 2 months straight - everything was covered in yellow pollen. The count for that time of year was normally something like 500 - that year it was 5000.

When it did finally rain it looked like rivers of piss roiling down the street.