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Originally Posted by John McClane
“I will have solved the problem of gravity.”
only a true actor can work with that line
only a true actor can work with that line
Originally Posted by Mr Minio
Originally Posted by John W Constantine
Mine says I've been here too long
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.
MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".
**Drum-roll**
Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.
MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".
**Drum-roll**
Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.
Just buy an iceberg. Problem solved.
Originally Posted by Death Proof
Originally Posted by John McClane
yay! rain
pollen count been murdering
pollen count been murdering
When it did finally rain it looked like rivers of piss roiling down the street.
Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.
MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".
**Drum-roll**
Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.
Originally Posted by John McClane
yay! rain
pollen count been murdering
pollen count been murdering
When it did finally rain it looked like rivers of piss roiling down the street.