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Originally Posted by John McClane
“I will have solved the problem of gravity.”
only a true actor can work with that line
only a true actor can work with that line
Originally Posted by Mr Minio
Originally Posted by John W Constantine
Mine says I've been here too long
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.
MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".
**Drum-roll**
Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.
MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".
**Drum-roll**
Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.
Just buy an iceberg. Problem solved.