[quote=Act III]In the USA, Act III screws and cheats the communists.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]i was just gifted a 6 cell Mag-lite. Oh yeah, time to crack some heads![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]sending out an S.O.S.
repeat x forever.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]in soviet russia, john sit on you![/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Still is if you are sitting on  the John at the moment...[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Remember when toilet paper was worth more than gold?[/quote]

[quote=Allaby]I watched Girls State today.  I would rank it as the 8th best film of the year so far.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Imagine fighting Uncle Larry 
for da’ neck on one of dos’ birds![/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]unlike that kid, i am a little freaked out by 6 foot turkeys.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Yeah. If all the eggs came from Waffle House, it’s not fair to the egg.[/font][/quote]

[quote=Wyldesyde19][quote=John McClane][img_size=250]https://ediblesacramento.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Shell-Shock-Ostrich-Egg-2.jpg[/img_size][/quote]
Someone’s in for a surprise when a raptor hatches[/quote]