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Where�s Billy Madison when you need him?

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Where�s Billy Madison when you need him?[/font][/quote]

John McClane 4 weeks ago

Sink splashed me with water so I look like I pissed myself. Gonna be a great day

[quote=John McClane]Sink splashed me with water so I look like I pissed myself. Gonna be a great day :lol:[/quote]

doubledenim 4 weeks ago

�Red Bull Vodka is what 4Loco tried to do, but they flew too close to the sun.�

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic] �Red Bull Vodka is what 4Loco tried to do, but they flew too close to the sun.�[/font][/quote]

ynwtf 05-25-22

Originally Posted by Wyldesyde19

Originally Posted by ynwtf

so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.

There�s a flaw in your plan, good sir! Why, they could just simply walk around you! Surely you�ve come up with such a contingency, yes?

Yes. No need. They will be forced to walk under me as their underground sewage path narrows. As long as i close my eyes and remain still, they'll never notice my shadow on the water beneath them from the high key light above. Not until it's too late, of course.

[quote=ynwtf][quote=Wyldesyde19][quote=ynwtf]so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.[/quote]

There�s a flaw in your plan, good sir!  Why, they could just simply walk around you!  Surely you�ve come up with such a contingency, yes?[/quote]

Yes. No need. They will be forced to walk under me as their underground sewage path  narrows. As long as i close my eyes and remain still, they'll never notice my shadow on the water beneath them from the high key light above. Not until it's too late, of course.[/quote]

doubledenim 05-25-22

Sold on a trailer. This has never gone wrong!

[quote=doubledenim][center]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp2BNHwbwvI
[font=century gothic]Sold on a trailer. This has never gone wrong![/font][/center][/quote]

doubledenim 05-25-22

Originally Posted by ynwtf

so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.[/quote]

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Wyldesyde19 05-25-22

Originally Posted by ynwtf

so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.

There�s a flaw in your plan, good sir! Why, they could just simply walk around you! Surely you�ve come up with such a contingency, yes?

[quote=Wyldesyde19][quote=ynwtf]so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.[/quote]

There�s a flaw in your plan, good sir!  Why, they could just simply walk around you!  Surely you�ve come up with such a contingency, yes?[/quote]

ynwtf 05-25-22

so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.

[quote=ynwtf]so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.[/quote]

Torgo 05-25-22

(Meryl Streep voice) "I have dougts. I have such dougts."

[quote=Torgo](Meryl Streep voice) "I have dougts. I have such dougts."[/quote]

doubledenim 05-25-22

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ynwtf 05-25-22

totes, McGuh...Dougts?

hm.

[quote=ynwtf]totes, McGuh...[i]Dougts[/i]?

hm.[/quote]

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