The Shoutbox
Wheres Billy Madison when you need him?
Sink splashed me with water so I look like I pissed myself. Gonna be a great day
Red Bull Vodka is what 4Loco tried to do, but they flew too close to the sun.
Originally Posted by Wyldesyde19
Originally Posted by ynwtf
so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.
Theres a flaw in your plan, good sir! Why, they could just simply walk around you! Surely youve come up with such a contingency, yes?
Yes. No need. They will be forced to walk under me as their underground sewage path narrows. As long as i close my eyes and remain still, they'll never notice my shadow on the water beneath them from the high key light above. Not until it's too late, of course.

Sold on a trailer. This has never gone wrong!
Originally Posted by ynwtf
so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.
Theres a flaw in your plan, good sir! Why, they could just simply walk around you! Surely youve come up with such a contingency, yes?
so great.
also, DD? that's me pretty much every day at work trying to distract and/or annoy coworkers. 'cept i can't do a spread like that =\ if i could, i'd have killed everyone on earth already by way of dramatically lit stabby-head knife traps as people walk beneath me.
(Meryl Streep voice) "I have dougts. I have such dougts."
totes, McGuh...Dougts?

hm.