[quote=Austruck]You youngsters are all so cute with how you met friends and significant others. My husband of nearly 25 years and I met the old-fashioned way: through a Christian dating site in 1998. :D[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=Yoda]My oldest friend is just the kid that happened to be next to me at the "bring your own lunch" table my very first day of 5th grade.[/quote]
Awww... I remember those times, and him coming to our house for sleepovers, etc. So great your first friend is still a friend. <3[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]the most dangerous stretch of I-81 is my city. and it’s backed up now for miles. thank god i’m going the opposite way![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]prison seems like an awful term for old folks home, but my gramps would have agreed. he called the workers the Gestapo

😅[/quote]

[quote=WHITBISSELL!]Used to be my oldest friends were either in prison or dead. Not so much the former now but definitely the latter.[/quote]

[quote=Cryptic][quote=John McClane]I hear it’s cheaper to hire a call girl than a nurse for end of life care. ;D[/quote]


Thats one way to have a 'Happy Ending'.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I hear it’s cheaper to hire a call girl than a nurse for end of life care. ;D[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]The prospect of dying alone is a major existential crisis. But I plan on running up some old person debt before I go. Just try and collect, suckers![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]:p[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=Yoda]It's very true (the life changing thing, not the eyebrows thing). I met my wife at a party and it wasn't normally the kind of place I'd go, but my friend dragged me to it, so here we are.[/quote]
I dunno, seems like you could have put a little more enthusiasm here.

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[quote=Mr Minio]You people make it sound like all of it was so random. Oh right, I forgot you go out.[/quote]