[quote=AgrippinaX][quote=Mr Minio]I'm starting to think you might be gay...[/quote]

The one time I went on Reddit to seek life advice, everyone told me the same thing.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]I'm starting to think you might be gay...[/quote]

[quote=AgrippinaX][quote=Mr Minio]If you don't want Jesus, we can move on to Homocula, if you prefer.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/6S9ZX3T.png[/img][/quote]

Much prefer this one.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]If you don't want Jesus, we can move on to Homocula, if you prefer.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/6S9ZX3T.png[/img][/quote]

[quote=AgrippinaX]You are rather… preoccupied with Jesus today.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]Yeah, I've had enough looking in convents and churches. Besides, it sucks if your girlfriend loves another man more than you. But if you want your girl to love Jesus more than you, that's your right. I'd rather not be cucked by Jesus, though. I can't even beat his ass.[/quote]

[quote=AgrippinaX][quote=Mr Minio]I'm really taken by facetious ******** with a snide sense of humor. I can't blame women anymore.[/quote]

My oh my, but that sounds wonderful. Nothing like snideness to make a girl wet.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]If you can't win with an Arschloch, you gotta become one. Girls love bad boys. I'm neither bad nor a boy, but I'm working on both.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]I'm really taken by facetious ******** with a snide sense of humor. I can't blame women anymore.[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]My best bet is a German gentleman persona now but my German is rusty.

Hallo Madchen, ich bin sehr kinky, bist du kinky?[/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]I'm so tired my English deteriorated. I can't even woo the girls in that language because I sound like a Romanian hobo after two lessons of the language.[/quote]