The Shoutbox
Cracker Barrel has Pancake Tacos, if that helps.
More technology we still don't have, but should:

i know thumbs are important but geez, one index finger down is a bitch of a struggle lol

someone want to come tie my shoes?
Originally Posted by Allaby
I helped a guy reset the password for his dog's email today.
Awww.
Originally Posted by John McClane
lol
rofl
lol
Originally Posted by John McClane
this is just....disgusting

Nah, that's just Orion's Belt. Orion's just put on a bit of weight is all. He's working on it!
I'm starting to worry about the health of the posters here. I used to think of this place as a sort of out-of-the-way dive bar. You know, Cheers with film snobs. Now, I'm starting to think that this might be a bit of a nursing home. I'm afraid an orderly is going to show up any moment with a Dixie cup filled with horse pills.
one urgent care basically told me to **** off to the ER. sitting in back room of another cause of it
Originally Posted by John McClane
yay, off to urgent care
Show them the cut and tell them you’re there to donate blood
yay, off to urgent care