The Shoutbox
I leave and this thing goes dead...MAN...

Just got done watching A.I. WOW!!!!
I'm off for a while.
Catchya.
I want to be the first man to set foot on the Moon.

'Course, before that can come true I'll have to be the first man to invent a functional time machine. Now where's that Flux Capacitor?
Anyone seen basket case? it's incredibly cheap, incredibly trashy, yet strangely compelling viewing. arse.
When I grow up I want to be a table. Or a crab shell.
"Awww, the Mummy is a Daddy!"
You had sex with your Mummy?
"She's my sister AND my daughter! Get the picture, or is it too tough for you?"
"That is happening."
Don't laugh at me. I will bring you down to Chinatown.
"Conjugal Visit sex, now THAT is hot."