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And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

"I say it's time for a new direction. We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And twirling! Always twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle

"You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad...!"

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing

Why thank you... you're not doing too bad yourself
Guess this is an excuse for me to get my # of shouts up w/o getting in trouble b/c the owner is matching me, LOL.
