[quote=mightymose]And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"I say it's time for a new direction. We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And twirling! Always twirling, twirling towards freedom!"[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Oh, there you are. Very amusing."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Sax-a-ma-phone..."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Awww, the Denver Broncos?"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Actually, I don't like having the most shouts. I'm the owner -- it looks pathetic. :)[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad...!"[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]Why thank you... you're not doing too bad yourself :)  Guess this is an excuse for me to get my # of shouts up w/o getting in trouble b/c the owner is matching me, LOL.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Hey, do you know where I can get a hammock around here?"

"Well, there's [i]Hammocks 'R' Us[/i], [i]Hammock World[/i], [i]Lots of Hammocks[/i]..."

"Oh, yeah, in the hammock district, right?"[/quote]