[quote=Yoda]Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"It's happy!"
"It's fun!"
"It's Happy Fun Ball!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Missed it by 14 seconds.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumambly from outer space.[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Happy Fun Ball is non habit forming.  

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[quote=Yoda]Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
[list][*]itching
[*]vertigo
[*]dizziness
[*]tingling in extremities
[*]loss of balance or coordination
[*]slurred speech
[*]temporary blindness
[*]profuse sweating
[*]or heart palpatations[/list][/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Pregnant women, the elderly and children under ten should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]You should not use Happy Fun Ball if you are pregnant, have high blood pressure, or motion sickness.

Side effects to Happy Fun Ball are....[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Happy Fun Ball contans a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled or looked at.[/quote]