[quote=Yoda]"Bad chicken...mess you up!"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"You're an anti-dentite."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]:laugh: Easily one of the best lines in sitcom history -- at least what I've seen of it.

"In this tiny apartment?"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"And you want to be my latex salseman."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"I drive them to lesbianism. And he brings 'em back..."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Who told you to put the cheese on? Did I tell you to the put the cheese on? You people with the cheese...it never ends."

Jackie Chiles...easily one of my favorites.

"Mr. Marbles?!"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian."[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on? Why'd you put the balm on? Where'd you get that damn balm anyway?"

"The maestro!"

"The Maestro?!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Holden, your setup is impeccable...

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"Elaine. What are you doing here?"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie."

"Fourteen years down the drain."

"It's a lesser bobka."

"You sold us a hair with a bobka attached to it."

(I hope I didn't misspell "bobka," or my whole Shout's gone to hell.)[/quote]