The Shoutbox
Mornin
Oh, he's older. He must die.
Is he older or younger than you, out of curiousity?
Right on! I have a brother like that too. Hey T? Let's start up a business "Whack-a-Bro" or something... we'd make millions.
No, that's okay...if I hint to everyone that I'm the one who whacked him, the contributions and thank-you donations will be more than enough.
Satellite's man. I can do it. I'll give you 2m for your bro... just to make things equitable. Then you can develop MoFo indefinitely
So, I get rid of my brother, you get $4 million in cash...but you have to eat applesauce for the rest of your days as a mountain man. Not a bad deal if you can get yourself a 'Net hookup in the cabin.
Perfect! I'm 5'-11"! Oh boy this is gonna work out!
What's your height? My brother annoys the hell out of me and is around 5'11".
I'd have to have a body and I'd have to fake the dental records somehow... yeah, it's all coming together now...
Now that would be cool. You can finally grow that beard, and not look too bad, because people EXPECT a mountain man to have one, after all. Go for it.