The Shoutbox
@ Sun
Depends on the hooker.
How does this hooker thing work? Do hookers card people? Like if you're 17 can you still get one?
How did you hear about my hooker adventure?
When she said, "Hi, I'm a hooker and I'm in town for the convention" I thougt hooker was her last name and it was some kind of family reunion thing. Honest!
well...gotta give my nephew a ride to his soccer game...later guys
Yeah...it's all lame, but I'll be damned if it ever stops being funny..

L.L. Laser D.
Yeah, well, so is the Happy Birthday stuff...but I love it.
The economy's fine, and she's not close to worth it.

And sadly no, LDs do not seem to impress the ladies. Shocking to learn, I know. If they did I change my name to L.L. Laser D.
And we all know that the "tell your mom I said hi" joke is lame...
Hey, the economy's in a decline. She needs it.

And who needs a hooker with a massive LD collection? We all know that gets you laid 9 times outta 10, right?
Holden...well nevermind...I'll just leave it with Happy Birthday