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one more shout after this and i make it to the big 50, its not much compared to Spud, Chris or even Sunfrogolin but it is good enough for me
You may laugh now, but you won't be laughing when you're anally raped and facially eaten by a gorilla of the proportions of which Holden has described.
By the way, he's currently fighting the Taliban.
There are things more important than the imminent death of Spud, you know..
By the way, he's currently fighting the Taliban.
There are things more important than the imminent death of Spud, you know..
It's an Australian gorilla, naturally (not indigenous, but escaped from a Sydney zoo). A gorilla, even a single-minded assassin, can't just buy a coach ticket on Quantis and come and get you. He's rowing across tghe Pacific as we type. Boy, are his arms going to be tired, true, but he's also going to have some tremendous extra upper-body strength. As strong as your average gorilla is, imagine how ripped this one is going to be.
You're one dead potato.
You're one dead potato.
Personally, I think he should either work on his communication skills with them because I have yet to killed by a gorilla. Or he should supply them with transportation if the little bugger is having a hard time reaching me.
Gorillas saved Silver Bullet's life many times as a baby, so much so that he now has a level of communication with them. But why he then chose to send one out to stalk & assassinate Spud is still a little unclear.
Perhaps he's just bananas?
Perhaps he's just bananas?