The Shoutbox
Find a plumber who plays in a band.
That's harder.
Get yourself a drum and some crack. Neither are hard to find.
Hell no. He's like the Energizer Bunny © on crack when he gets going.
YODA FOUGHT AGAIN!
And a cocker-spaniel to do the dishes.
Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads
on their real heads...
If I were a carpenter
I'd hammer on my piglet
I'd collect the seven dollars
And I'd buy a big prosthetic forehead
And wear it on my real head
Tall-a*s muthaf*cka. I worry, though, about him getting old--don't you die on us, man. Don't you do it! You've got too much to live for!

(Episode III, at least )
I know! Truly awesome. The saber just flew right into his hand. He's too cool for words. Oh, and Lee is 6'5", in case anyone is wondering.
I loved it when he pushed his robe back, revealing the light saber... Yoda's such a bada*s.

It was so funny, too, that he fought the tallest man in showbiz. Himself being so... you know...
YODA'S GONNA FIGHT AGAIN!