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Yoda is still lame, and he definitely should have been voiced by somebody other than Grover. Yoda's not on the same plane of lameness as Jar-Jar Binks of course (not much is), but he's surely the lowpoint of The Empire Strikes Back. Frippin' Billy Barty in green bodypaint would have done more for me than Frank Oz's hands up latex.
But enjoy your completely animated Yoda playing at Crouching Tiger, Hidden Muppet. Yippee, I'm sure it "rocks".
But enjoy your completely animated Yoda playing at Crouching Tiger, Hidden Muppet. Yippee, I'm sure it "rocks".
I was waiting for you to respond with your typical cynicism. Perhaps it irks you that a two-foot tall alien with dyslexia who does not own a disturbingly large collection of DVDs would be capable of demolishing you if he were real. Personally I think he's a total bada**, fictional or not.
"Your mileage may vary..." (but you should get it checked if it does)
"Your mileage may vary..." (but you should get it checked if it does)
Big frippin' deal. Yoda dies as nothing but a dried up Muppet in Return of the Jedi, what a dull way for a supposedly "master" Jedi to go out.
Yoda is a grumpy little cuss who steals food. Everybody knows it. Just because they now make him into a cartoon character doing Jackie Chan moves, doesn't change who he is: an annoying runt who talks way too much like Grover/Miss Piggy, but in the backwards-structured kind of English of an old Yiddish man. How quaint.
I'm glad he's dead. I'm gonna pop in my Jedi disc just to watch the ugly fu*ker croak.
Yoda is a grumpy little cuss who steals food. Everybody knows it. Just because they now make him into a cartoon character doing Jackie Chan moves, doesn't change who he is: an annoying runt who talks way too much like Grover/Miss Piggy, but in the backwards-structured kind of English of an old Yiddish man. How quaint.
I'm glad he's dead. I'm gonna pop in my Jedi disc just to watch the ugly fu*ker croak.
ENOUGH..YOUNG MAN IF YOU DON'T STRAIGHTEN UP YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANY JEDI BATTLES TONIGHT OR ANY OTHER NIGHT..
It was never actually uploaded, but I'm not sure why. Can you email it to me, or transfer it to me via IM?
McGregor is the man. Talk about an inpsired casting choice...the dude looks, talks, and acts like Guinness. It's sick.