The Shoutbox
Oh come on! That's funny sh*t and you know it, I could smell it a mile away!
Not really.

Rich? Gah-damnit, I wish

Middle-Aged? Sure, if I live to only be sixty-four (and BTW, will you still need me, will you still feed me?)

Virgin? That's not what those sheep said in open court (four legs gooood, that man's third leg baaaaad)

Forrest? Guh? Not even on the outskirts, much less the middle
I'm glad I went back and re-read everything I missed...because this was worth all the other drivel.
Chocolate?
I am a wee bored though. I think I'll go out for some ice cream.
No one even brought up the site, Chris, and you're all reassuring like some sort of cocker-spaniel anyway. Hee hee.

What a guy.

No troubles bubbles. I've been watching movies all day.
Yes, the site went down. No, I don't know why yet. Yes, I'm pissed. No, I'm not going to do anything about it just now.
It's warm and a little wet. It keeps trying to rain but nothing more than a sprinkle.
Morning Spud and is it a beautiful day in yanky land?
Mornin...as for all you Aussies...Evenin.