The Shoutbox
Blah, thirty-one seconds too late. Damn.
Something in the back of my head is telling me it's actually "Marilyn Quale." I'm not sure, though.
Sorry, Marylin Qualye. I am drunk, you know.
Yep, I've heard that routine. I've never seen Marion Quayle, but I'll take George's word for it.

Hey, the BoSox won. They're still in first...by two games. And this is basically without their two biggest stars.
i wouldn't hump her with your stick. i second that. she looks like that thing off of aliens
Gotta credit George Carlin with that "stolen dick" line, re: Marion Quaile, but it surely still appluies to Jaon poster-girl-for-too-much-cosmetic-surgery Rivers.

*SHIVER*
Fire sludge isn't boring, no.
But that's vodka taken up a notch.

Unfrozen vodka in any form.
Ugh. Yawnfest '02.
I don't think anyone would. I don't know how she got pregnant. Maybe human cloning is farther along than we've been told. Melissa can't be adopted. There can't be two unrelated people who look like that. At least, I sure as hell hope there aren't.
And for the record, I wouldn't fu*k Joan Rivers with a stolen dick.
Well, Silver, surely that does not apply to Fire Sludge?
"Disco Stu doesn't advertise."