The Shoutbox
"He keeps-a giving me bad I put a horse's head in his bed at night...he ate the head, and gave it a bad review!"
"It says Choo-Choo-Choose me."

"Yeah, good gag."
"Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head."
"Homer, is that you?"
"I'm going to Bovine University!"
"That's where the Leprechaun told me to burn things."
"It tastes like burning."
Another all-time favorite:

"Look, kid: I'm not the kind of dad that does things or says stuff or, you know, looks at ya."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"My cat's name is Mittens."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"