[quote=Mary Loquacious]:laugh:   "Well, then, I'm happy and sad for you."  :yup:

PM me, mister!  I want to hear more about this insanity.  :D
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[quote=The Silver Bullet]Hey Mary. I have taken a bizarre step.

I have started...

"THE NOVEL"

DUN DUN DUN!![/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Thank you for validating my inadequacy.  :laugh:

But you'd think that most people would also know that blind people don't drive... and yet there is Braille on my bank's drive-thru...[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]I don't know, but I think most folks are hip to the fact that epileptics can't have a driver's license. They probably think more properly that you're just a spaz. :laugh: [/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]My problem is the bopping around in the seat of the car.  You know -- head shaking and nodding to the beat, coupled with the singing.  I have to wonder if the other drivers think I'm having an epileptic fit.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Songs that are embarassing to be found loudly singing to at a traffic light: campy '80s classic "I Know What Boys Like" by The Waitresses.

Oy. It's the kind of experience that makes you want to pony up the dough for heavily-tinted windows.

[i]"I know what boys like, I know whay guys want, I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me..."[/i][/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]...and there you have it.  

"It's only a model."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

:yup:
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[quote=Mary Loquacious]Smelt, smelled.  Tomato, tomahto.

Let's call the whole thing off.  :D[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]I thought it was "smelt of elderberries"?[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Oh yeah, I'm so tired right now I'm not even thinking straight.  [/quote]