The Shoutbox
how's it' goin' feller's? good' i' hope'
Ouch.
Guh?
The old jerk-like wit just isn't carrying you the full distance anymore is it Holds? It's just not getting the shock value it once had. Shame.
Egad, man. I absolutely lived for those two and a half months in the Summer with no pesky shoolin'. Of course our Summer is your Winter (you upside-down freaks), but still.

Sad thing is Holden [regarding Michael's shout], school in Australia was back as of Monday...

C'mon, I thought you knew me better than that. I urinate when I sleep...not when I wake up. Besides: I ain't got no use for Doctors.

But no, I was referring to the random quotations from various songs (or books, or poems, etc) for no readily apparent reason.
What, that burning sensation when you urinate? See a doctor.
I wake up to this almost every morning.
"Oh to live on Sugar Mountain
with the barkers and the colored baloons
You can't be twenty on Sugar Mountain
though you're thinking that
you're leaving there too soon
You're leaving there too soon..."
Anmd = a typo

weve = sloppiness

beatle's & recipe's = a misunderstanding of what the apostrophe is for

5 + 3 = 8

Holden's shouts this a.m. = result of boredom and too little sleep