The Shoutbox
"Let's see what's in the box...


...nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You're so STUPID!"
"You see?!? You see?!? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!!!"
"Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you."
"I like you."
"Well, I don't like you."
"Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better."
CRISWELL: Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future."
"The future is not a straight line. There are many different pathways. We must try to decide the future for ourselves."
"Lighten up before your arteries harden."
If any of you homos touch me, I'll kill ya.
"Lighten up, Francis."
I love that flick.

"What? I got a boog hangin'?"
Who're you calling a pscho?!?!?!
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt n' lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?