[quote=Yoda]I don't think you have anything to worry about. The sheep won't fire you.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]But hey, how 'bout that Alfonso Soriano!?![/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]I remember sobernness. It's overrated.

I'cve staerted anew  trradition of drinking at work. Began as a weekend ritual, and has expanded into a three-day-a-week exercise. It [i]does[/i] make the days fly by faster, in a fashion. Of course, the last job I did this for I wound up being "fired". Not for drinking, exactly, but for a kind of obsternate insubordination. Must be the passive-aggressive confrontational cuss inside me.

Fu*k 'em, that's what I say.

And you can quote me on that.

(and if she picked-up the phone, I wouldn't have to bother the shoutbox with such ramblings)


Really, it's true...

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[quote=Yoda]Stay what? Sober?[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][i]Can[/i] anyone give me two good reasons why I oughtta stay? How about one?

I didn't think so.


Aaaahh, self-pity...it's Fan-tastic!

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[quote=Holden Pike]Not that I need justification to sing The Kinks, but I am about six Vodkas to the wind just now.

Hell, why don't y'all join me?[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][i]"Oh help me, help me, help me
sail away
Well give me two good reasons
why I oughtta stay
'Cause I love to live so pleasantly
live this life of luxury...[/i]
[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][i]"My girlfriend's run off with my car
and gone back to her Ma and Pa(r)
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
Now I'm sittin' here sippin' at my ice-cold beer
blazin' on this sunny afternoon..."[/i]
 [/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][size=3]WARNING:[/SIZE] Kinks incoming...[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"Badger?! It's probably just Milhouse."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][size=1]MAX:[/size] Were you in The *****?

[size=1]HERMAN:[/size] Yeah, I was in The *****.[/quote]